As it’s only the first week of January, Turnopher, Ace’s resolve remains with him, firm as Clark Kent’s handshake. The real question is, Where will it go?
Ace has little in common with his fellow man, but sadly one of the few qualities he shares with the average schlub is an inability to stick to his resolutions. Granted, many of them are made in a stuporous condition in the middle of the night, but Ace swears on the lives of his parents that he’s not going to call that foul-mouthed hussy again no matter how lonely he gets.
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