Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em
“Top Chef Masters” Wednesday 10pm, Bravo The chefs that act as guest judges on food competition “Top Chef” are among the bitchiest critics I’ve ever seen. Frequently, the contestants on […]
Capsule Reviews
Angels and Demons (PG-13, 138 minutes) Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) returns to the big screen to pursue another secret society—just replace “Opus Dei” with “The Illuminati.” Can he prevent a […]
What goes Up won’t come down
Apparently there is more than one way to make a movie about a cranky, recently widowed old white man pestered by a bright-eyed Asian kid lingering on his porch. Who […]
Wonder queers
“The Beautiful People” Tuesday 10pm, Logo The makers of this show describe it as “The Wonder Years” meets “Absolutely Fabulous.” “Beautiful People” is based on the memoirs of Simon Doonan, […]
Capsule Reviews
Angels and Demons (PG-13, 138 minutes) Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) returns to the big screen to pursue another secret society—just replace “Opus Dei” with “The Illuminati.” Can he prevent a […]
First Friday—June 5
Art Upstairs Gallery “Bricks: Images of C-ville,” works by Bill Finn, 5-8pm. The Box “On Gardening,” works on paper by Kate Daughdrill, 5-7pm. BozArt Recent works by Barbara Wachter, 5-9pm. […]
Terminator gets a Bale-out
It’s 2018, and Skynet, the extremely pro-death-penalty artificial intelligence network, is just about finished scouring humanity from the face of the Earth. Robots of various sizes, shapes, menace and volumes […]
Jungle fever
“What Not to Wear” Friday 9pm, TLC Remember Mayim Bialik, star of ’90s teen sitcom “Blossom”? She’s back, and she looks like shit! Bialik will be getting a makeover from […]
Capsule Reviews
17 Again (PG-13, 102 minutes) Just as he’s beginning to wonder how his life got away from him, a somewhat reluctant husband and father played by Matthew Perry discovers himself […]
Gods, guns and guts in Angels and Demons
Look, just because the pope’s coffin gets pried open to reveal his hideously lolling tongue;