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The days between Christmas and New Year’s are rife with eating, drinking, celebrations and tons of opportunities to run afoul of the law. The Code of Virginia is so chock-a-block full of crimes that even the holiest of revelers could fall prey. Here’s a list of possible holiday crimes and their way harsh punishments according to the Code of Virginia. So lay off the eggnog and be good for goodness’ sake.
Crime: Public intoxication
Reason: You perform your own impromptu outdoor performance of “O Holy Night” as you walk home past the police station after seven cups of eggnog.
Punishment: Class 4 misdemeanor—a fine of up to $250.
Crime: Driving under the influence
Reason: Since there are no available cabs, you hop in your VW and attempt to extract yourself from your parallel spot on Market Street. In front of the police station. After seven cups of eggnog.
Punishment: Class 1 misdemeanor—$250 fine. If your BAC is high enough, you could face mandatory jail time.
Crime: Reckless handling of a firearm
Reason: You and the boys get a little excited when the New Year strikes.
Punishment: Class 1 misdemeanor—fines up to $2,500 and possible jail time.
Crime: Embezzlement
Reason: You get caught red-handed taking a liberal holiday bonus—from the cash register.
Punishment: Same as larceny—for amounts under $200, it’s one to 20 years, or 12 months or less in jail, and/or fines up to $2,500.
Crime: Stalking
Reason: You just miss your ex so much, and everyone knows the holidays are the hardest.
Punishment: Class 1 misdemeanor—jail time of 12 months or less and/or a fine up to $2,500.
