Surgery to go

What’s the newest frontier in bodily perfection? It’s all about speed, baby. New procedures offer better boobs and noses in little more time than it takes to pick up a latte.

Injection rhinoplasty (the fancy word for a nose job) involves injecting an hyaluronic acid-based filler into the nasal cavity to fill out depressions and then shape by hand. The procedure takes 15-30 minutes and lasts six months.

Still, unless your first home is in Manhattan, it’ll take you a little longer than a lunch break to alter your look, since the process isn’t available locally. (It has its detractors, too: Local head and neck surgeon Dr. Stephen Park called injection rhinoplasty “a hoax.”) However, New York surgeons offer injection rhinoplasty as standard practice for $1,000-$1,250.


Lunch-hour plastic surgery? It’s actually possible—if you take your lunch break in Manhattan.

An even further frontier:

Celution. This patented, hour-long process involves minor liposuction, after which stem cells from fat are reintroduced into the breasts. The stimulated cells enlarge breasts up to two sizes over a period of six months. If that sounds appealing, you’ll have to file it under “check back in a couple years”: The company that makes the Celution system is still arranging distribution, and the local surgeons we asked are unfamiliar with it as yet.