C-VILLE Minute: Your weekend preview [VIDEO]

For those of you who aren’t busy walking your enormous dog or "discovering" nature, here are a few suggestions on how to spend the weekend.

1. Post all of your secrets on Twitter. It’s like a lockbox, you #@$%#$@&!:

2. Visit the country. With Zach Galifianakis. And Will Oldham. And Kanye West:

3. Listen to your elders. Yes, even the long-winded ones: