New Jersey’s most famous slacker-stoners roll up for a smokin’ spoken-word show with Jay and Silent Bob: The Aural Sects Tour. Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith have appeared as the eponymous ne’er-do-well duo in eight films over the past 30 years, but this live show gives them a chance to shed their on-screen personas and share stories from their lives. Expect reflections on moviemaking, marriage, the foibles of fatherhood, and plenty of green humor as the hetero lifemates fill your ears with tales of dubious pop culture relevance.
Tuesday 2/11. $34.75–54.75, 7:30pm. The Paramount Theater, 215 E. Main St., Downtown Mall. theparamount.net