Straight Punch resurrect Anna Nicole Smith. Kinda.

Today is Wednesday—the anguished sigh of weekdays, the valley between new episodes of "Rock of Love" and "Sober House" on VH1, an uphill climb to the latest "Top Chef" showdown on Bravo. To ease your afternoon, here’s a video of Straight Punch to the Crotch honoring reality TV’s greatest trainwreck, Anna Nicole Smith, at the Blue Moon Diner earlier this month:

Anna Nicole Smith (played by Steph Finn of CLAW and Live Arts fame) gives her side of the story. Straight Punch feels her pain.

For an encore, here’s Straight Punch’s teaser to the group’s forthcoming "When Animals Attack" video, in which Gene Osborn nearly lights his hair on fire:


Remember, love won’t save you when fireballs attack.

What? It’s Wednesday. At least the videos are of decent quality.