Capital campaign

Dear Ace: I’ve heard that Charlottesville was briefly the capital of Virginia, but no one seems to know any details. Was it? —Dom Inion Dom: So you’re not satisfied that this is the best place to live in America? You’re not content living in the place where that woman who claimed to be Anastasia made […]

Justice for Jesus

Proud birthplace of Juice Newton and The Neptunes. Home of famed psychic Edgar Cayce’s freaky Association for Research and Enlightenment. Fun-packed vacation paradise that houses both

Slick Rick, with The Press

music “Inauspicious start” was the first phrase that came to mind when opening act The Press took the stage at the Satellite Ballroom on Thursday night. A bunch of guys hopping around, looking like they’d come straight from “The Late Night With Conan O’Brien” writers’ room and announcing enthusiastically, “We’re from New Hampshire!” was just […]

The Sims: Life Stories

game After years of sandbox-play dominance and a gazillion expansion packs, we know EA’s colossal Sims franchise for what it is: one of the most seminal games ever created and the game most singularly capable of bringing your computer processor to its knees. Nobody ever disputes the fun of caring for (or, if you’re warped, […]

Common, with Lupe Fiasco

If Common was disappointed with the turnout for the first hip-hop show at the John Paul Jones Arena, he did a damn fine job of keeping that to himself. The celebratory

When is a black market not a market?

What in the name of Bill Gates is the Internet? The man himself wrote in 2000 that it’s “the center of attention for businesses, governments and individuals around the world.” Well, that’s a stab at describing its function. But what is it? Is it an actual entity, like a shoe or a file cabinet or […]

Shoplifting for resale

When I walked into the Albemarle Charlottesville Regional Jail on March 21, I was in for a surprise. I was armed with a list of general questions about the black market—mostly street prices for drugs and prostitution—but had no idea who I’d be interviewing. A jail administrator had set me up with an inmate who […]

“For Tobacco Use Only”

I bought my first illegal CD a couple of Sundays ago. It did not feel wrong or illicit. I did feel like I was getting a good deal, though. Forty-one songs by Jay-Z and Nas for $5.99! Presented under the moniker of DJ Kurupt—a.k.a. the Master Jedi—it’s a mix tape, a time-honored tradition in hip-hop […]

Crystal meth, the shopping list

Crystal, crank, tweak, speed, chalk, glass, tina, ice, poor man’s cocaine. Methamphetamine can be snorted through the nose, smoked in a pipe or mainlined with a syringe. Those who do it are called meth heads or tweakers, due to the jittery symptoms users experience when they’re craving meth. The Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) says there […]